tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32934852011-12-31T03:31:30.940-05:00Nosebleed above 14th, dislocated jaw on the Bowery.Karennoreply@blogger.comBlogger351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-73636639793761465922010-07-03T20:10:00.002-04:002010-07-03T20:11:06.265-04:00

It's a bird! It's a plane!

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-33658515613924113502008-06-22T03:09:00.002-04:002008-06-22T03:09:58.071-04:00

Voices Carry 'til TuesdayThe Lone Rhinoceros Adrian BelewSexy Rhino Adrian BelewCowboy ærin tedescoStand Up ærin tedescoRed Vines Aimee MannSay Anything Aimee MannThe Vagabond AirLet's Stay Together Al GreenWould? Alice In ChainsIf I Ain't Got You Alicia KeysSister Golden Hair AmericaBest of My Love Anita BakerNeighborhood 3 - Power Out Arcade FireRebellion (Lies) Arcade FireRESPECT Aretha

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-78143281984881836922007-06-07T14:18:00.000-04:002007-06-07T15:06:26.511-04:00

"Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence."When I saw the headline I pictured Paris as Virgil in Take the Money and Run, calling for the jail guard, saying she needed to be taken to the infirmary because she's sick. "What's wrong?," the screw wants to know. The kvetchy reply? "Don't ask!"

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-76580680596169845322007-03-20T15:13:00.000-04:002007-03-20T15:16:01.589-04:00

Over 21% of children living in the developing world do not have access to clean water. On World Water Day, March 22, New York City restaurants will ask patrons to donate $1 for the tap water they usually drink for free. Donations will help UNICEF provide safe drinking water to children around the world. Visit tapproject.org to see the list of participating restaurants.Or you could, you know, NOT

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-13756172291215469062006-12-20T17:49:00.000-05:002006-12-20T17:53:17.975-05:00

Instead I got a little hoarse.I should get me some Peruvian coca leaves. You could give a little moist coca to world leaders suffering from hoarseness. You'll see how it cleans their throats. Alan Garcia, Peruvian president

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1163381198542283202006-11-12T20:25:00.000-05:002006-11-13T13:21:17.543-05:00

"We must be over the rainbow!"And that was right after the remarkably astute "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."It also occurs to me that, in light of Glinda's remark that "Only bad witches are ugly," wasn't it kinda mean of her to ask Dorothy if she was a good witch or a bad witch?

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1163317969207797472006-11-12T02:51:00.000-05:002006-11-12T02:52:49.216-05:00

We're all the same color in the dark.And when suffocating.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1162055056877145882006-10-28T13:00:00.000-04:002006-10-28T13:04:16.886-04:00

From USA Today: Last year, The New YorkTimes reported a phenomenon in which heterosexual men were getting together for something other than business or sports, and it was dubbed a "man date." The Washington Post also examined the idea recently, calling heterosexual closeness a "male-ationship." Lately, the term "bromance" has been cited in the urban dictionary of slang for a friendship

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1159660316279228912006-09-30T19:48:00.000-04:002006-09-30T19:56:40.066-04:00

is the “Next Generation of Shots” and is the hottest new sensation that is sweeping the nation. Fun and EXTREMELY interactive, Suck and Blow is quickly becoming the favorite way to enjoy a gelatin shooter. Why is it so much fun? Well, Suck and Blow is a gelatin shooter encased in a patented plastic tube and in order to enjoy this flirtatious shot, you’ll need a partner. That’s

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1159323073320278522006-09-26T21:59:00.000-04:002006-11-12T20:33:11.190-05:00

I just did some autumn cleaning on my wallet and found two expired memberships that I purchased but never used: the Brooklyn Museum, and Celebrate Brooklyn.I did go to Celebrate Brooklyn events in Prospect Park, like seeing Yo La Tengo's live score to Jean Painleve's beautiful, bizarre aquatic short films, but I never got there early enough to have to wait on the lines that I paid for the

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1157951533981620012006-09-11T01:07:00.000-04:002006-09-11T01:12:13.990-04:00

It's pretty sickening that Bush is here now, was here, in New York City, today, and will be tomorrow, September 11th, 2006, when he didn't drag his dumbfounded ass here until September 14th in 2001.He shouldn't have come this year until September 14th either. He should have spent tomorrow at the Emma Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, reading My Pet Goat upside down.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1157846955141779072006-09-09T20:07:00.000-04:002006-09-10T01:23:15.990-04:00

In an article about whether Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat" is offensive, I found the use of the word "literally" in this sentence to be the most offensive thing."But in a world in which resurgent anti-Semitism has become — sometimes literally — an explosive topic, the movie may well hit a particular nerve, especially in Europe."

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1155236679830205732006-08-10T14:55:00.000-04:002006-08-10T15:04:39.926-04:00

I've been thinking recently about workers losing their jobs, being replaced by machines.What about that machine that blows air in your eye to test for glaucoma? Did a human have that job before that was invented?"There's only one surefire way to figure out who's rich and who's poor: If your name is on the front of the building where you work, you're rich. If you're name is on your desk, you're

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1154458752949936842006-08-01T14:45:00.000-04:002006-08-03T14:43:48.780-04:00

Same as the old Castro?

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1153778358214655692006-07-24T17:58:00.000-04:002006-07-31T13:46:50.906-04:00

2 Ways I’m Enviro-friendlyI recycle. In the summer I take recyclable iced coffee cups home with me rather than throw them away somewhere they won’t be recycled. And I usually bring a cup with me when going out for another. I compost. This surprises even me. I actually keep fruit and veggie scraps in the freezer and ride my bike every week or so to the community garden to drop them off for

Karennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1153777971906102772006-07-24T17:52:00.000-04:002006-07-24T17:52:51.916-04:00

a) They should have to pay a fine.b) They should have to do community service, cleaning up other people's dogs' shit.c) Their dogs should be taken away from them.d) Their dogs should be shot right in front of them.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1153451151565112192006-07-20T23:05:00.000-04:002006-07-24T18:07:05.363-04:00

Virginia's blog!

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1153444455159065762006-07-20T21:13:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:35:20.150-04:00

Super Mario Fucks You Like An Animal

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1153409919233458952006-07-20T11:37:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:33:48.446-04:00

It's as Though the Richer Companies Get No Advantage at All

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1152559373140005302006-07-10T15:22:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:27:01.420-04:00

Googlewhacks!

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1152553627300281902006-07-10T13:45:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:39:17.596-04:00

...that I think too much.I'm thinking that's still not altogether a bad thing."I think too much, therefore I am too much. " ~Me

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1152307990550632952006-07-07T17:32:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:25:26.220-04:00

All you need is a MetroCard.And you don't really even need that.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1144716519427790912006-04-10T20:48:00.000-04:002006-07-21T00:27:25.890-04:00

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143405265784825202006-03-26T15:34:00.000-05:002006-07-24T17:28:59.430-04:00

whacking the side of the television DOES make the picture clearer.

Karennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143405182468477962006-03-26T15:31:00.001-05:002006-07-21T00:30:17.603-04:00

Coupla signs, in the cat burglar episode:"Truth, Knowledge, Gift Shop""Alarm System: Do Not Turn Off"

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143405092888040162006-03-26T15:31:00.000-05:002006-07-21T00:26:36.416-04:00

Will blank for blankety blank.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143405074189417432006-03-26T15:30:00.000-05:002006-07-21T01:01:10.116-04:00

Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning" over Metallica’s "For Whom The Bell Tolls" Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle,” over the Strokes’ “Hard to Explain” Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" over "Stuck In The Middle With You"Queen's "Under Pressure" over Vanilla's "Ice Ice Baby""Stand By Me" over "Every Breath You Take"Stevie Nicks's "Stand Back" over Prince's "Little Red Corvette"The Killers "

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143404984893382232006-03-26T15:29:00.000-05:002006-07-24T18:10:30.690-04:00

The Heat is On Some Like it Hot Bad Case of Loving You

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143399568234739392006-03-26T13:59:00.000-05:002006-07-21T00:38:29.576-04:00

What is the difference between 15 billion years and forever?

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143229021981985452006-03-24T14:36:00.000-05:002006-07-21T00:31:21.653-04:00

Commericals for things you can't buy, like trees, or honesty.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143228884570828922006-03-24T14:31:00.001-05:002006-07-21T00:24:01.830-04:00

Elderly couple at home in their living room, sitting in adjacent comfy chairs. Wife is knitting, husband is reading the New York Times.Husband: Says here in the paper heroin's popular again.Wife: So the kiddies like the horse, do they?H: Eh, yeah. Says too it's cheaper and up to 7 times more potent than the stuff in our day.W: Longer high, is it?H: Mmhmm.W: Cheaper, didja say?H: Mmhmm...W: Hmm...

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143228702807977852006-03-24T14:31:00.000-05:002006-07-21T00:58:40.126-04:00

In commercials for pharmaceuticals, I'd like to see a running list next to each actor/model of what pharmaceuticals they take in real life.

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1143219922024763942006-03-24T12:04:00.000-05:002006-07-21T00:36:55.630-04:00

living truthfully under imagined conditionsin pigtails

Karennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-1083166953740796662004-04-28T11:39:00.001-04:002010-06-27T12:41:27.971-04:00

Abortion-Rights Groups Criticize Bush Adviser for Statements About March for Women's Lives, Sept.11Abortion-rights supporters on Tuesday criticized Karen Hughes -- one of President Bush's advisers -- for comments she made about the March for Women's Lives and Sept. 11 on Sunday during an appearance on CNN's "Late Edition," Reuters reports (Zabarenko, Reuters, 4/27). More than 500,000 people

Karennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293485.post-89237002002-01-22T00:28:00.000-05:002006-07-21T09:15:13.343-04:00

My Blog.Oh yeah, that's me.

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