Thursday, June 07, 2007
Paris Hilton released from prison early due to "unspecified medical condition"
"Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence."
When I saw the headline I pictured Paris as Virgil in Take the Money and Run, calling for the jail guard, saying she needed to be taken to the infirmary because she's sick. "What's wrong?," the screw wants to know. The kvetchy reply? "Don't ask!"
When I saw the headline I pictured Paris as Virgil in Take the Money and Run, calling for the jail guard, saying she needed to be taken to the infirmary because she's sick. "What's wrong?," the screw wants to know. The kvetchy reply? "Don't ask!"
