Saturday, July 03, 2010
What were those first two guys so excited about?
It's a bird! It's a plane!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
489 songs I like
Voices Carry 'til TuesdayThe Lone Rhinoceros Adrian BelewSexy Rhino Adrian BelewCowboy ærin tedescoStand Up ærin tedescoRed Vines Aimee MannSay Anything Aimee MannThe Vagabond AirLet's Stay Together Al GreenWould? Alice In ChainsIf I Ain't Got You Alicia KeysSister Golden Hair AmericaBest of My Love Anita BakerNeighborhood 3 - Power Out Arcade FireRebellion (Lies) Arcade FireRESPECT Aretha FranklinTennessee Arrested DevelopmentChannel Z The B-52'sRock 'n' Roll Fantasy Bad CompanyNo Matter What BadfingerThe Shining Badly Drawn BoyMagic In The Air Badly Drawn BoyIn The Ghetto Barry WhiteIt's Ecstasy Barry WhiteSo What'cha Want Beastie BoysBrass Monkey Beastie BoysPaul Revere Beastie BoysCome Together The BeatlesSomething The BeatlesOh! Darling The BeatlesI Want You (She's So Heavy) The BeatlesHere Comes The Sun The BeatlesYou Never Give Me Your Money The BeatlesCarry That Weight The BeatlesThe End The BeatlesI'll Follow The Sun The BeatlesYesterday The BeatlesMagical Mystery Tour The BeatlesThe Fool On The Hill The BeatlesI Am The Walrus The BeatlesStrawberry Fields Forever The BeatlesPenny Lane The BeatlesLady Madonna The BeatlesHey Jude The BeatlesRevolution The BeatlesThe Ballad of John and Yoko The BeatlesLet It Be The BeatlesEleanor Rigby The BeatlesGood Day Sunshine The BeatlesFor No One The BeatlesGot to Get You Into My Life The BeatlesDrive My Car The BeatlesNowhere Man The BeatlesIn My Life The BeatlesSgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The BeatlesWith A Little Help From My Friends The BeatlesLucy In The Sky With Diamonds The BeatlesBrazilica BeckMixed Bizness BeckLike Dylan In The Movies Belle & SebastianI Don't Love Anyone Belle & SebastianDusted BellyI Who Have Nothing Ben E. KingLovely Day Bill WithersAin't No Sunshine Bill WithersUse Me Bill WithersCome Rain Or Come Shine Billie HolidayScenes From An Italian Restaurant Billy JoelNew York State of Mind Billy JoelIt's Oh So Quiet BjörkCall Me BlondieOne Way Or Another BlondieThe Tide Is High BlondieDon't Think Twice, It's All Right Bob DylanMr. Tambourine Man Bob DylanLike A Rolling Stone Bob DylanAll Along The Watchtower Bob DylanTangled Up In Blue Bob DylanGotta Serve Somebody Bob DylanBeyond The Sea Bobby DarinLowdown Boz ScaggsTenth Avenue Freeze Out Bruce SpringsteenBorn To Run Bruce SpringsteenThunder Road Bruce SpringsteenBorn In The U.S.A Bruce SpringsteenGlory Days Bruce SpringsteenBrilliant Disguise Bruce SpringsteenBlinded By The Light Bruce SpringsteenRosalita Bruce SpringsteenAtlantic City Bruce SpringsteenJohnny 99 Bruce SpringsteenReason To Believe Bruce SpringsteenFor What It's Worth Buffalo SpringfieldMeanwhile, Rick James... CakeLove You Madly CakeShort Skirt/Long Jacket CakeSweet Thing Chaka Khan & RufusI Want You To Want Me Cheap TrickSurrender Cheap TrickLondon Calling The ClashMr. Jones Counting CrowsOur House Crosby, Stills, Nash & YoungSuite: Judy Blue Eyes Crosby, Stills, Nash & YoungBoys Don't Cry The CureFire Woman The CurePictures of You The CureMajor Tom David BowieChanges David BowieZiggy Stardust David BowieSuffragette City David BowieFame David BowieAin't That A Kick In The Head Dean MartinWhite Flag DidoHere With Me DidoHumpty Dance Digital UndergroundDrift Away Dobie GraySunshine Superman DonovanLong Train Runnin' The Doobie BrothersTakin' It To The Streets The Doobie BrothersWaiting For The Sun The DoorsPeace Frog The DoorsThe Spy The Doorslight my fire The Doorslove me two times The Doorspeople are strange The Doorshello i love you The Doorstouch me The Doorslove her madly The Doorsriders of the storm The DoorsHere It Comes DovesThe Auld Triangle Dropkick MurphysTake It And Run Dropkick MurphysThe Irish Rover The Dubliners And The PoguesYou Don't Own Me Dusty SpringfieldHotel California The EaglesNew Kid In Town The EaglesThe Long Run The EaglesWitchy Woman The EaglesLyin' Eyes The EaglesTake It To The Limit The EaglesShining Star Earth, Wind & FireHearts Afire Earth, Wind & FireSeptember Earth, Wind & FireYour Song Elton JohnHeartbreak Hotel Elvis (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding Elvis Costello & The AttractionsI Shot The Sheriff Eric ClaptonAfter Midnight Eric ClaptonLayla Eric ClaptonDigging The Grave Faith No MoreTake This Bottle Faith No MoreFrom Out Of Nowhere Faith No MoreEpic Faith No MoreFalling To Pieces Faith No MoreThe Real Thing Faith No MoreWar Pigs Faith No MoreIntroduce Yourself Faith No MoreBe Aggressive Faith No MoreEasy Faith No MoreWe Care A Lot Faith No MoreSit Tighter Field MusicWhat Is The Light? Flaming LipsLandslide Fleetwood MacSecond Hand News Fleetwood MacGo Your Own Way Fleetwood MacThe Last Dance Frank SinatraLuck Be A Lady Frank SinatraThe Best Is Yet To Come Frank SinatraIve Got You Under My Skin Frank SinatraThe Summer Wind Frank SinatraAll Or Nothing At All Frank SinatraWitchcraft Frank Sinatra & Anita BakerTake Me Out Franz FerdinandWaiting Room FugaziMy Sweet Lord George HarrisonGive Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) George HarrisonOpening Glass, PhilipSome Kind Of Wonderful Grand Funk RailroadLong View Green DayBasket Case Green DayWhen I Come Around Green DayAlone HeartBarracuda HeartProud Mary Ike & Tina TurnerCommie Drives A Nova Ike ReillyPut A Little Love In It (According To John) Ike ReillyGod Damn Shame Ike ReillyI Want You Back The Jackson 5A B C The Jackson 5I'll Be There The Jackson 5The Love You Save The Jackson 5Jane Says Jane's AddictionStop! Jane's AddictionBeen Caught Stealing Jane's AddictionMe & Bobby McGee Janis JoplinDown On Me Janis JoplinGet It While You Can Janis JoplinAre You Gonna Be My Girl Jet Are You Experienced Jimi HendrixLove John LennonImagine John LennonAnd So This Is Christmas John LennonPersonal Jesus Johnny CashHurt Johnny CashIn My Life Johnny CashRing of Fire Johnny CashI Walk the Line Johnny CashJackson Johnny Cash & June CarterSunshine Jonathan EdwardsAll I Want Joni MitchellRiver Joni MitchellA Case Of You Joni MitchellSeparate Ways Journey Open Arms Journey Oh, To Be In Love Kate BushWe Don't See God Law and OrderNew York, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down LCD SoundsystemBlack Dog Led ZeppelinRock & Roll Led ZeppelinStairway To Heaven Led ZeppelinMisty Mountain Hop Led ZeppelinTrampled Under Foot Led ZeppelinNo Quarter Led ZeppelinDancing Days Led ZeppelinThe Song Remains the Same Led ZeppelinWhole Lotta Love Led ZeppelinRamble On Led ZeppelinImmigrant Song Led ZeppelinOperation Spirit (Tyranny of Tradition) (Let It Go) Live Stroker Ace LovageBook Of The Month LovageStroker Ace LovageOut Made Out of BabiesCrazy For You MadonnaWords of Love The Mamas and the PapasShining Star The ManhattansDance For Me Mary J. BligeProtection Massive AttackOver The Rainbow Me First & The Gimme GimmiesI Sing The Body Electric Me First & The Gimme GimmiesDanny's Song Me First & The Gimme GimmiesLeaving On A Jet Plane Me First & The Gimme GimmiesMe & Julio Down By The Schoolyard Me First & The Gimme GimmiesSeasons In The Sun Me First & The Gimme GimmiesBrand New Key MelanieI'm The Only One Melissa EtheridgeWhiplash MetallicaMaster Of Puppets MetallicaWelcome Home (Sanitarium) MetallicaRock With You Michael JacksonOff the Wall Michael JacksonP.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) Michael JacksonThe World At Large Modest MouseBury Me With It Modest MousePart of the Process MorcheebaLet Me See MorcheebaMusic That We Hear MorcheebaDown by the Sea MorcheebaTake Me With You MorphineBrooklyn Mos DefMs. Fat Booty Mos DefGot Mos DefLooks That Kill Mötley CrüeToo Young To Fall In Love Mötley CrüeCome On And Dance Mötley CrüeOn With The Show Mötley CrüeSweet Charity Mr. BungleRetroVertigo Mr. BunglePink Cigarette Mr. BungleA Little Deeper Ms DynamiteKrazy Krush Ms DynamiteSick n Tired Ms DynamiteIt Takes More Ms DynamitePut Him Out Ms DynamiteHit And Run Holiday My Life With The Thrill Kill KultIn The Aeroplane Over The Sea Neutral Milk HotelThe Laws Have Changed The New PornographersI Want A Little In My Bowl Nina SimoneTurn Me On Nina SimoneWish Nine Inch NailsLast Nine Inch NailsSuck Nine Inch NailsSomewhat Damaged Nine Inch NailsHead Like A Hole Nine Inch NailsTerrible Lie Nine Inch NailsSanctified Nine Inch NailsKinda I Want To Nine Inch NailsThe Only Time Nine Inch NailsDumb NirvanaAll Apologies NirvanaSmells Like Teen Spirit NirvanaIn Bloom NirvanaCome As You Are NirvanaLithium NirvanaRape Me NirvanaDumb NirvanaOi to the World No DoubtQuestion Old 97'sHalf-Cocked Concepts P.O.V.Give Up the Funk ParliamentPromises in the Dark Pat BenatarChristmas Bells Patti PageMaybe I'm Amazed Paul McCartneySilly Love Songs Paul McCartney & WingsLive and Let Die Paul McCartney & WingsWith a Little Luck Paul McCartney & WingsMe and Julio Down By the Schoolyard Paul SimonMother & Child Reunion Paul SimonStill Crazy After All These Years Paul SimonJeremy Pearl JamDaughter Pearl JamSucker Peeping Tom Feat. Norah JonesMojo Peeping Tom Feat. Rahzel & Dan The AutomatorIn Your Eyes Peter GabrielAnother Brick In The Wall (Part 1) Pink FloydMother Pink FloydHey You Pink FloydIs There Anybody Out There? Pink FloydComfortably Numb Pink FloydHere Comes Your Man The PixiesGigantic The PixiesBig Exit PJ HarveyDirty Old Town The PoguesFairytale Of New York The PoguesThe Sunnyside Of The Street The PoguesEvery Breath You Take The PoliceKing Of Pain The PoliceWrapped Around Your Finger The PoliceMysterons PortisheadNumb PortisheadGlory Box PortisheadPurple Rain PrinceMove! Public EnemyShut Em Down Public EnemyBring Tha Noize (With Anthrax) Public EnemyFight The Power Public EnemyRebel Without A Pause Public EnemyYou Fucked Yourself QuasiI Give Up QuasiAlice The Goon QuasiAnother One Bites The Dust QueenSomebody To Love QueenBicycle Race QueenCrazy Little Thing Called Love QueenSick, Sick, Sick Queens Of The Stone AgeMake It Wit Chu Queens Of The Stone AgePhotograph R.E.M. & Natalie MerchantRadio Song R.E.M. Feat. KRS-OneIdioteque RadioheadCreep RadioheadSkttrbrain (Four Tet Remix) RadioheadSuck My Kiss Red Hot Chili PeppersSir Psycho Sexy Red Hot Chili PeppersTime Is On My Side The Rolling StonesPlay With Fire The Rolling StonesSatisfaction The Rolling StonesMother's Little Helper The Rolling Stones19th Nervous Breakdown The Rolling StonesPaint It Black The Rolling StonesRuby Tuesday The Rolling StonesSympathy For The Devil The Rolling StonesYou Can't Always Get What You Want The Rolling StonesShattered The Rolling StonesBrown Sugar The Rolling StonesWild Horses The Rolling StonesThe Seed (2.0) The RootsThe Spirit of Radio RushFreewill RushFallen For You Sheila NichollsTurn A Square The ShinsCaring is Creepy The ShinsCrosstown Traffic Shudder To ThinkMrs. Robinson Simon & GarfunkelThe 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) Simon & GarfunkelHomeward Bound Simon & GarfunkelBridge Over Troubled Water Simon & GarfunkelCecilia Simon & GarfunkelFeelin' Groovy (the 59th Street Bridge Song) Simon & GarfunkelOne Beat Sleater-KinneyOh! Sleater-KinneyDance to the Music Sly & the Family StoneSing a Simple Song Sly & the Family StoneFell On Black Days SoundgardenSuperunknown SoundgardenBlack Hole Sun SoundgardenSpoonman SoundgardenThe Day I Tried To Live SoundgardenLadies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space SpiritualizedTempted SqueezeThe Girl From Ipanema (45 rpm issue) Stan Getz & João GilbertoTake the Money and Run Steve Miller BandStop Draggin' My Heart Around Stevie NicksStand Back Stevie NicksLeather And Lace Stevie NicksSuperstition Stevie WonderLiving For The City Stevie WonderSuperwoman (Where Were You When I Needed You) Stevie WonderSend One Your Love Stevie WonderRibbon In The Sky Stevie WonderSir Duke Stevie WonderDo I Do Stevie WonderFor Once In My Life Stevie WonderVaseline Stone Temple PilotsBig Empty Stone Temple PilotsInterstate Love Song Stone Temple PilotsLounge Fly Stone Temple PilotsLast Night The StrokesTake It Or Leave It The StrokesWhat Ever Happened? The StrokesReptilia The StrokesAutomatic Stop The Strokes12:51 The StrokesYou Talk Way Too Much The StrokesUnder Control The StrokesI Can't Win The StrokesBabe StyxGoodbye Stranger SupertrampLogical Song SupertrampViolent Pornography System Of A DownTake Me To The River Talking HeadsAnd She Was Talking HeadsStay Up Late Talking HeadsPsycho Killer Talking HeadsOnce In A Lifetime Talking HeadsLife During Wartime Talking HeadsTake Me To The River Talking HeadsHead Over Heels Tears For FearsHunger Strike Temple Of The DogTribute Tenacious DWonderboy Tenacious DFuck Her Gently Tenacious DBirdhouse In Your Soul They Might Be GiantsIstanbul They Might Be GiantsRacist Friend They Might Be GiantsWhistling In The Dark They Might Be GiantsNever Been To Spain Three Dog NightBlack And White Three Dog NightOne Three Dog NightPlay Something Sweet (Brickyard Blues) Three Dog NightThe Piano Has Been Drinking Tom WaitsJersey Girl Tom WaitsCornflake Girl Tori AmosGod (LP Version) Tori AmosLittle Earthquakes Tori AmosHappy Phantom Tori AmosPrecious Things Tori AmosSilent All These Years Tori AmosGirl Tori AmosCrucify Tori AmosRock And Roll Stew TrafficSeasons TykettoEven Better Than The Real Thing U2One U2Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses U2Mysterious Ways U2Beautiful Day U2Pride (In The Name Of Love) U2New Year's Day U2Sunday Bloody Sunday U2A Man And A Woman U2Where The Streets Have No Name U2I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For U2With Or Without You U2Bullet The Blue Sky U2You Really Got Me Van HalenLittle Dreamer Van HalenDance the Night Away Van HalenEverybody Wants Some Van HalenIf I Ever Needed Someone Van MorrisonBlister In The Sun Violent FemmesKiss Off Violent FemmesAdd It Up Violent FemmesGone Daddy Gone Violent FemmesGirl VueI'm Dancing In The Show Tonight WeenWaving My Dick In The Wind WeenBananas And Blow WeenBuddy Holly WeezerUndone (The Sweater Song) WeezerSay It Ain't So WeezerHashPipe WeezerThe Promise When In RomeAs Ugly As I Seem The White StripesLove Reign O'er Me The WhoWho Are You The WhoShe's A Jar WilcoHeavy Metal Drummer WilcoMaps Yeah Yeah YeahsY Control Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Paris Hilton released from prison early due to "unspecified medical condition"
"Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of her sentence."
When I saw the headline I pictured Paris as Virgil in Take the Money and Run, calling for the jail guard, saying she needed to be taken to the infirmary because she's sick. "What's wrong?," the screw wants to know. The kvetchy reply? "Don't ask!"
When I saw the headline I pictured Paris as Virgil in Take the Money and Run, calling for the jail guard, saying she needed to be taken to the infirmary because she's sick. "What's wrong?," the screw wants to know. The kvetchy reply? "Don't ask!"
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
World Water Day
Over 21% of children living in the developing world do not have access to clean water. On World Water Day, March 22, New York City restaurants will ask patrons to donate $1 for the tap water they usually drink for free. Donations will help UNICEF provide safe drinking water to children around the world. Visit tapproject.org to see the list of participating restaurants.
Or you could, you know, NOT go out to eat and donate to UNICEF the entire amount you would have spent on dinner. Just a thought...
Or you could, you know, NOT go out to eat and donate to UNICEF the entire amount you would have spent on dinner. Just a thought...
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
All I wanted for Christmas was a pony...
Instead I got a little hoarse.
I should get me some Peruvian coca leaves.
You could give a little moist coca to world leaders suffering from hoarseness. You'll see how it cleans their throats. 
I should get me some Peruvian coca leaves.
You could give a little moist coca to world leaders suffering from hoarseness. You'll see how it cleans their throats. Alan Garcia, Peruvian president
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Winner, Most Illogical Conclusion in Film
"We must be over the rainbow!"
And that was right after the remarkably astute "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
It also occurs to me that, in light of Glinda's remark that "Only bad witches are ugly," wasn't it kinda mean of her to ask Dorothy if she was a good witch or a bad witch?
And that was right after the remarkably astute "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
It also occurs to me that, in light of Glinda's remark that "Only bad witches are ugly," wasn't it kinda mean of her to ask Dorothy if she was a good witch or a bad witch?
black, purple
We're all the same color in the dark.
And when suffocating.
And when suffocating.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
From USA Today: Last year, The New YorkTimes reported a phenomenon in which heterosexual men were getting together for something other than business or sports, and it was dubbed a "man date." The Washington Post also examined the idea recently, calling heterosexual closeness a "male-ationship." Lately, the term "bromance" has been cited in the urban dictionary of slang for a friendship between "brothers."
Bromance? Male-ationship? Man date?
If only there was a word for someone you hang out and talk about stuff with.
Bromance? Male-ationship? Man date?
If only there was a word for someone you hang out and talk about stuff with.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
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My Jell-O Shot Recipe
3 oz. Jell-O (one 4-serving package) (I like orange)
6 oz. boiling water
2 oz. cold water
8 oz. vodka
Dissolve Jell-O in boiling water. Add cold water and vodka. Pour into shot glasses and refrigerate at least 4 hours, or until set. Makes 20 delicious shots that feel and taste much stronger than they are.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Here Brooklyn, take my money. No really, I insist!
I just did some autumn cleaning on my wallet and found two expired memberships that I purchased but never used: the Brooklyn Museum, and Celebrate Brooklyn.
I did go to Celebrate Brooklyn events in Prospect Park, like seeing Yo La Tengo's live score to Jean Painleve's beautiful, bizarre aquatic short films, but I never got there early enough to have to wait on the lines that I paid for the membership to avoid.
I purchased the Brooklyn Museum membership to skip the line at the Basquiat exhibit there last August. And I thought having the membership would encourage me to go more often, since going to museums is something I think I like and want to do more of. Perhaps I'm wrong about that.
I think the only thing that's clear is that I hate waiting on line.
I did go to Celebrate Brooklyn events in Prospect Park, like seeing Yo La Tengo's live score to Jean Painleve's beautiful, bizarre aquatic short films, but I never got there early enough to have to wait on the lines that I paid for the membership to avoid.
I purchased the Brooklyn Museum membership to skip the line at the Basquiat exhibit there last August. And I thought having the membership would encourage me to go more often, since going to museums is something I think I like and want to do more of. Perhaps I'm wrong about that.
I think the only thing that's clear is that I hate waiting on line.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Our Pet President
It's pretty sickening that Bush is here now, was here, in New York City, today, and will be tomorrow, September 11th, 2006, when he didn't drag his dumbfounded ass here until September 14th in 2001.
He shouldn't have come this year until September 14th either. He should have spent tomorrow at the Emma Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, reading My Pet Goat upside down.
He shouldn't have come this year until September 14th either. He should have spent tomorrow at the Emma Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, reading My Pet Goat upside down.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
I literally threw up when I read this
In an article about whether Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat" is offensive, I found the use of the word "literally" in this sentence to be the most offensive thing.
"But in a world in which resurgent anti-Semitism has become — sometimes literally — an explosive topic, the movie may well hit a particular nerve, especially in Europe."
"But in a world in which resurgent anti-Semitism has become — sometimes literally — an explosive topic, the movie may well hit a particular nerve, especially in Europe."
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Don't blink.
I've been thinking recently about workers losing their jobs, being replaced by machines.
What about that machine that blows air in your eye to test for glaucoma? Did a human have that job before that was invented?
"There's only one surefire way to figure out who's rich and who's poor: If your name is on the front of the building where you work, you're rich. If you're name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor." ~~~ Rich Hall
What about that machine that blows air in your eye to test for glaucoma? Did a human have that job before that was invented?
"There's only one surefire way to figure out who's rich and who's poor: If your name is on the front of the building where you work, you're rich. If you're name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor." ~~~ Rich Hall
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Meet the New Castro
Monday, July 24, 2006
Enviro-friendly, Enviro-meanie
2 Ways I’m Enviro-friendly
I recycle. In the summer I take recyclable iced coffee cups home with me rather than throw them away somewhere they won’t be recycled. And I usually bring a cup with me when going out for another.
I recycle. In the summer I take recyclable iced coffee cups home with me rather than throw them away somewhere they won’t be recycled. And I usually bring a cup with me when going out for another.
I compost. This surprises even me. I actually keep fruit and veggie scraps in the freezer and ride my bike every week or so to the community garden to drop them off for composting.
2 Ways I’m Enviro-meanie
I flush the toilet approximately one million times a day.
And I keep the water running in the sink not only when I brush my teeth but when I pee, too. (So that’s not just enviro-meanie, it’s probably also a little bit obsessive compulsive.)
What should happen to people who don't pick up their dogs' shit?
a) They should have to pay a fine.
b) They should have to do community service, cleaning up other people's dogs' shit.
c) Their dogs should be taken away from them.
d) Their dogs should be shot right in front of them.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
I Love You, Let's Meet: Adventures in Online Dating
Mario Bros. meet Trent Reznor at mash-up's house
hodgman.blogspot.chucknorrisjokes.edu
Monday, July 10, 2006
I heart ...
Someone's been telling me lately...
...that I think too much.
I'm thinking that's still not altogether a bad thing.
"I think too much, therefore I am too much. " ~Me
I'm thinking that's still not altogether a bad thing.
"I think too much, therefore I am too much. " ~Me
Friday, July 07, 2006
New York
All you need is a MetroCard.
And you don't really even need that.
And you don't really even need that.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Oh, no you didn't!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Sometimes...
whacking the side of the television DOES make the picture clearer.
Simpsons quotes of the day
Coupla signs, in the cat burglar episode:
"Truth, Knowledge, Gift Shop"
"Alarm System: Do Not Turn Off"
"Truth, Knowledge, Gift Shop"
"Alarm System: Do Not Turn Off"
Offer You Can't Refuse
Will blank for blankety blank.
Good karaoke mash-ups
Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning" over Metallica’s "For Whom The Bell Tolls"